“there are probably only fifteen people in the world to whom this show applies to more than you” - ken, while watching lena dunham in, that show, uh, girls

my boyfriend’s black.

If any of you are going to “ooga mooga” I’m defriending you on the Internet

If any of you bought tickets to “extra mooga” I’m defriending you I R L

Amazon automatically recommended me Elfriede jelinek books and acne-prone face masks this morning, thus I suppose this is my legacy to the world.

1. my fifth students somehow know which c-town i patronize

2. one of my eighth graders has casually started using “infer” in conversations

3. i taught my 501 class what horoscopes are and they flipped out

<3 <3

where he’s macbeth in a psychiatric institution?

honestly, i’m still chuckling to myself about the time i played the word “goiter” in scrabble, in december 2012

“if i archive it, it never existed at all.”

mom visit

titanic in 3d rerelease

new orleans

atlantic city

college graduation

school’s out

dear thespian brag journal,

not only do i have tickets to see gatz with my boyfriend who makes me steaks and talks to me about tea cake, but i also have tickets to see death of a salesman with my father and sister who make me steaks and talk to me about tea cake !!!!!!!!!!!!